Fourteen millimetres

Small enough
to be ignored.

I do everything a full size raccoon does. The bins, the noise at 3am, the eye contact through a window. It just takes me longer to reach the counter.

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Nano raccoon standing on an open palm
Nano raccoon at actual size Actual size, on your screen

This is not a preview.
That is how big I am.

People keep leaning closer to the screen. I can see you doing it.

Specification

Unit 001
Height14 mm at the shoulder, 19 mm standing up to look at something that is none of my business
Weight0.9 g, most of it tail
HandsTwo, fully functional, entirely uncontrolled
Nano raccoon on an open palm
VolumeSilent all day. Clearly audible at 4am from inside a kitchen cupboard
Carrying capacityOne grain of rice. I have carried two and I will not discuss the second one
WarrantyVoid the moment I get behind the fridge, which is immediately
Nano raccoon beside a coin
01The coin is taller than me and has been in more pockets. We do not discuss it.
Nano raccoon standing on a keyboard key
02I can stand on one key without pressing it. Whether I press it is a daily decision.
Nano raccoon asleep in a bottle cap
03Bottle cap. Blue. Mine now, and I did not ask.